I was told,

"This is how you make a bed. This is how you vacuum the floor. This is how you wash clothes. This is how you fold those clothes. This is how you brush your teeth. This is how you tie you shoes. This is how you zip your coat. This is how you lock the door. This is how you start a car. This is how you turn left, right. This is how you apply for college. This is how you fill out fafsa. This is how you try and make ends meet. This is how you apply for a loan. This is how you scrape together money. This is how you shake someones hand. This is what you put on a resume. This is how you wash dishes. This is how you mop the floor. This is how you open a bank account. This is how you write a check. This is how you pay taxes. This is how you buy a car. This is how you study. This is how you graduate. This is how you get a job. This is how start a family. This is how you buy a house. This is how you pay a mortgage. This is how to pay a speeding ticket. This is how to take out a second mortgage. This is how you get a divorce. This is how you get out of debt. This is how you pick up the pieces of your family. This is how to behave at a funeral. This is how to you start a family. This is how you get promoted. This is how you work as much as possible. This is how you get promoted. This is how you buy stocks. This is how you retire. This is how you take up a nice hobby. This is how write your will. This is how you plan a funeral. This is how you check into a hospital. This is how you get surgery. This is how you pay medical bills. This is how you revise your will. This is how you reminisce, repent. This is how you live. This is how you die." I replied, "I have a better idea."