Four loco. A review

I may be a little drunk right now, and I apologize. Lets see after two cans of four loco I was already fucked up, two cans equals about ten beers, apparently. Then I had to take two shots of tamarindo. We were celebrating Dim being hired as editor of the north wind and his interview with Ted Nugent or The Nuge. I passed out at three completely un-sick. I slept until 6:30 and I think that is when the alcohols ability to make me sleep stopped. The whole time I was asleep I was having a terrible dream about a car accident. I would attribute the nightmare to the fucking fact that four loco is an energy drink as well as a twelve percent malt beverage that comes in monster size cans and delicious flavors. Now it is nearing seven o'clock and I believe the reason I am not able to sleep, are the damn chemicals/caffeine in the energy drink. I mean I do not consume caffeine on the regular, and I just had two heaping doses of caffeine, taurine, guarine, and ginseng. I do not think my body appreciates those chemicals, and it is refusing to let me sleep. My opinion four loco is nice, but It will not be a drink of choice for me, because of all the chemicals. I know I sound like a hypocrite denouncing the chemicals in energy drinks while embracing the ones in alcohol, but I really dislike caffeine. I just hope I can crash soon.